tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post459418013941531118..comments2008-11-26T00:41:43.574-05:00Narmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14295289919932393072noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-9389703173343467002008-11-26T00:41:00.000-05:002008-11-26T00:41:00.000-05:00I have never seen any of the celeb porn videos. Not even the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee home video.<BR/><BR/>Man I have just not lived!!LBluca77http://www.blogger.com/profile/10940525266896582723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-20919371564447793322008-11-24T23:15:00.000-05:002008-11-24T23:15:00.000-05:00I'll be the honest one here and say I've seen Kim's sex tape. That girl knows how to work it. If you can do a sex tape that's anything like that, you're the next Dirk DigglerAndyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11381518410812108425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-26177809025892870092008-11-24T19:26:00.000-05:002008-11-24T19:26:00.000-05:00I did a sex tape once. I had high hopes and dreams just as you do.<BR/><BR/>I'm sure you'll see it soon. Comedy Central is in the middle of an intense bidding war for it.So@24http://www.blogger.com/profile/18279738816559913671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-80786480455239461102008-11-24T17:37:00.000-05:002008-11-24T17:37:00.000-05:00Is there any way I can put down a deposit for an advance screening?Megkathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14607783073882197697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-70844490997181293382008-11-24T15:07:00.000-05:002008-11-24T15:07:00.000-05:00I'll take 2. I'm going to need at least a whole minute.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-54204810983054131292008-11-24T14:16:00.000-05:002008-11-24T14:16:00.000-05:00Um, I don't pay for porn. I'll just wait until it comes online for free.<BR/><BR/>Wait not me, my friend.<BR/><BR/>That's it.rs27http://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-74918157341259496642008-11-24T14:07:00.000-05:002008-11-24T14:07:00.000-05:00two stints in rehab. <BR/><BR/>get it right.Allison M.http://www.blogger.com/profile/04348778557772621239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-42792403092742023162008-11-24T12:50:00.000-05:002008-11-24T12:50:00.000-05:00I'm going to have to make sure my DVD's slo-mo is operating correctly 'cause I'm going to want to see every second of that fantabulous "30-second sex tape" technique! ESPECIALLY the dismount, because, as well all know, form counts!Giggle Pixiehttp://caffeineandcabernet.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-16928642109968959572008-11-24T12:38:00.000-05:002008-11-24T12:38:00.000-05:00Brilliant idea! Will Paris Hilton be your co-star?HBeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05128405027414665009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-23514797359673258632008-11-24T12:35:00.000-05:002008-11-24T12:35:00.000-05:00I think the bald eagle might be overdoing it just a tad for your 30-second movie. Unless "bald eagle" is a dirty code word for something else. In that case, the bald eagle would be perfect, and maybe the fireworks would be too much.Angelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15049313019260731194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-35380534696947191262008-11-24T12:27:00.001-05:002008-11-24T12:27:00.001-05:00Wsit a frickin' minute. The men in porn are usually beyond fugly. How you gonna accomplish that? Huh? Huh? Huh?<BR/><BR/>I got PayPal. Make sure you accept that.Christina_the_wenchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-20500332251586649042008-11-24T12:27:00.000-05:002008-11-24T12:27:00.000-05:00fiona called you the F out. hahaha.<BR/><BR/>i'd watch.<BR/><BR/>when you get famous can i be in your entourage?<BR/><BR/>i'll bring the blow.Alexahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17455541282046721762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-20688825436962554422008-11-24T12:04:00.000-05:002008-11-24T12:04:00.000-05:0030 seconds.<BR/>I'm going to start working on "not blinking" right now!<BR/>I'd hate to miss the climax...fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06596725053201745199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-29311555770858042282008-11-24T11:54:00.000-05:002008-11-24T11:54:00.000-05:00Mustahces?<BR/><BR/>Brilliant.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00976360898085871173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1364924771579691842008-11-24T11:34:00.000-05:002008-11-24T11:34:00.000-05:00And Funkmaster Flex! You can't have a sex tape without Flex spinning in the background.<BR/><BR/>"New shit!"<BR/><BR/>"Narm!"<BR/><BR/>"Doggie style!"surviving myselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13421187332033401147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-31807443371753182812008-11-24T11:03:00.000-05:002008-11-24T11:03:00.000-05:00There's $5 in it for you if - in the video - you draw a face on your hand and write:<BR/><BR/>midgetmanofsteel.blogspot.com<BR/><BR/>Hey..you're gonna be famous. <BR/><BR/>Might as well get the advertising space while it's available.<BR/><BR/>If the only spot left is your ass or right nut, I respectfully withdraw this request.moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-45713004652122785362008-11-24T10:30:00.000-05:002008-11-24T10:30:00.000-05:00Ew. Lacochran just made me throw up a little at their comment regarding Dustin Diamond. Blech!<BR/><BR/>And wow, 30 seconds. That's gonna be a great sex video. No need to cut to the good parts. :)Kelliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-75125475126676109192008-11-24T10:25:00.000-05:002008-11-24T10:25:00.000-05:00I'll need your autograph now so I can sell it for millions when you become famous.<BR/><BR/>Thanks.Mariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323696998854147831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-25153206314736033542008-11-24T10:02:00.000-05:002008-11-24T10:02:00.000-05:00You had me at Def Leppard.Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14169067066816104504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-37158570248115963052008-11-24T10:01:00.000-05:002008-11-24T10:01:00.000-05:00Raising hand to play the role of 'midget.'**<BR/><BR/>** as long as I don't have to touch it.moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-59134429261745986012008-11-24T09:54:00.000-05:002008-11-24T09:54:00.000-05:00I think your dismount idea is brilliant. Please send me an <BR/>advance copy. <BR/><BR/>*gets out checkbook, furiously writes check*Kristenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00175209461274465038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-80698898927458944302008-11-24T09:52:00.000-05:002008-11-24T09:52:00.000-05:00Back in the day, those weren't called sex tapes. They were called porn. Hello Ron Jeremy!Nilsahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08474642034399063234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-45789540892090692912008-11-24T09:20:00.000-05:002008-11-24T09:20:00.000-05:00well...ive seen paris's tape and she did just lay there like a dead fish. id be embaressed if i were her. and she still gets laid? what the heck? <BR/><BR/>this is a good idea. theres always money in porn.Fizzgighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12086526805778452531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-13888537698604967542008-11-24T09:08:00.000-05:002008-11-24T09:08:00.000-05:00Sure! Look how well it worked for Dustin "Screech" Diamond.<BR/><BR/>Good marketing requires teaser ads, though. And this is probably as good a place as any to put up some sample video. Just sayin...lacochranhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-44308929686852934852008-11-24T09:02:00.000-05:002008-11-24T09:02:00.000-05:00But the question is, can you last the 6-8 hours it takes to shoot a porn properly?<BR/><BR/>Or will you be using a lil' blue pill for assistance?Deutlichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17795526911040698284noreply@blogger.com