<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post3928145696808437359..comments</id><updated>2009-11-11T09:12:16.448-05:00</updated><category term='Slash guitar solos makes me feel weird inside'/><category term='Awesome streak'/><category term='Gummi Bears are scarier than Gummi Sharks'/><category term='Tan my ass - ok actually my ass isn&apos;t tan'/><category term='Billy Madison will never ever get old ever'/><category term='is PowerPoint anything like SuperPoke?'/><category term='My wife is trying to kill me'/><category term='Senator Pee Pants'/><category term='She was kidding - I think'/><category term='Rihanna makes my pants happy'/><category term='Sarah Palin can see Russia from this blog'/><category term='Can you tell I only got 4 hours of sleep?'/><category term='Birds are for the birds'/><category term='G.I. Joe knowing is actually very little of the battle'/><category term='FML'/><category term='Ludacris has a clean butt'/><category term='Capes are awesome for people who can fly'/><category term='Throwing up is about as much fun as moving a couch'/><category term='I&apos;m naming my first born Lacochran'/><category term='Macaroni smells good'/><category term='Mario is a badass'/><category term='Vlog'/><category term='I&apos;ll make a pretty corpse'/><category term='Oprah can afford to eat that much'/><category term='I&apos;ll just turn them inside out'/><category term='Hey Ladies - rest stops are optional'/><category term='Energy drinks are less cool than Zima'/><category term='I am a fatty'/><category term='Canadians are cooler than me'/><category term='I want some of whatever Paula Abdul is taking'/><category term='Snow is Cleveland currency - we&apos;re rich'/><category term='Country kids can out drink city kids'/><category term='What is that expression on my face?  Am I crying?  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 what is the point of girls with small boobies'/><category term='I can&apos;t believe my brother lets his kids around me'/><category term='Guns N&apos; Roses are better than you'/><category term='The closest starbucks to my hometown is 14 miles away - apparently I lived in outer space'/><category term='Ways to piss off your girlfriend'/><category term='my toothbrush does not define me'/><category term='Toadstool sounds dirty'/><category term='Throw your hands in the error'/><category term='Paint companies have resurrected Bill Shakespeare'/><category term='Vending Machine Guy needs to do laundry'/><category term='Jason Isbell'/><category term='Roy G Biv is my father'/><category term='Zach Braff has a giant head'/><category term='would'/><category term='Maturity is overrated'/><category term='This post ended up sappy for using the words &quot;Lumpy Bitch&quot; twice'/><category term='Giant squids are scarier than sharks'/><category term='Dane Cook steals jokes'/><category term='Gambling is fun until you don&apos;t have knee caps'/><category term='Grilling is a man sport'/><category term='Tom Hanks loves Contra'/><category term='Playboy is a cougar'/><category term='Glee makes Greys Anatomy look manly'/><category term='Topless girls are my favorite kind'/><category term='The American Dream is a pain in the ass'/><category term='If it is a gentleman&apos;s club why do they let me in?'/><category term='Anti-social media'/><category term='Miami Dolphins are my lover'/><category term='Boogers are people too'/><category term='I work in advertising and still hate commercials'/><category term='There is always next year'/><category term='Clowns are scarier than Madonna'/><category term='Keanu Reeves will forever be Shane Falco'/><category term='Bono is like a really cool Ghandi'/><category term='Men&apos;s Warehouse sounds like a sausage fest'/><category term='Harrison Ford is a badass'/><category term='Mel Gibson is a goober but Bravehart was awesome'/><category term='Cavemen had it rough'/><category term='Adjectives hurt'/><category term='I have a mancrush on Neil Patrick Harris but I&apos;m pretty sure it should be the other way around'/><category term='Procrastination is sweeping the nation'/><category term='Katie Couric is a lady in the street but a freak in the bed'/><category term='Glad I&apos;m not celebrating Fathers Day for me'/><category term='I heart Nashville'/><category term='Rape is not funny'/><category term='Swimming is a lot more work than blogging'/><category term='Eh'/><category term='Cicumcision is kind of hard to spell'/><category term='Hipsters are taking over the world'/><category term='Kris Kristofferson decides who lives and dies'/><category term='Marissa Miller dreams about me'/><category term='I just used a Weird Al song title as the title for this post so I win'/><category term='Men HAVE to respect women - 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Like people still do that?'/><category term='Twilight is worse than Rocky 4'/><category term='Are you hitting on me?'/><category term='Monkey sex'/><category term='I&apos;m dating up'/><category term='I want to have Steve Buscemi&apos;s love baby'/><category term='Dinner'/><category term='Honeymoon is a weird word for what it is describing'/><category term='Love is a fuzzy chin'/><category term='If pooping yourself is cool - consider me Miles Davis'/><category term='If they can do that why are we killing them?'/><category term='guys don&apos;t stand a chance'/><category term='Milky Way are the ugly sister'/><category term='I hope Momina Nomina doesn&apos;t read this'/><category term='suzie colbert has a tight end'/><category term='Blogger Meet-Up'/><category term='Tanning is like the reverse Michael Jackson'/><category term='Friends don&apos;t let friends yell Freebird'/><category term='I average an average amount of average'/><category term='Did I teleport from the bar to my bed?'/><category term='Alcoholic is my political party'/><category term='Dating Up'/><category term='Undead chicks do it best'/><category term='Pinky swearing is better than a written contract'/><category term='The Mickey Mouse Club lets anyone in these days'/><category term='Craig Goes To Cleveland'/><category term='If you are a girl I hope your answer is either &quot;do you want to see my boobies&quot; or even better &quot;do you want a sandwich&quot;'/><category term='Santa and Batman have the same superpower - sucking'/><category term='Ashton does have cool hair though'/><category term='But the front door looks really nice'/><category term='Exploding whales would be a great band name'/><category term='I&apos;m peeing right now'/><category term='William Shatner probably does impressions of himself'/><category term='My favorite color is clear'/><category term='Taawd'/><category term='Gravy makes me happy'/><category term='That 30 seconds includes cuddling and crying'/><category term='Herpes aren&apos;t that bad of an option'/><category term='Elephants never forget'/><category term='My iPhone defines me as a person'/><category term='7 bottles of wine minus 6 people equals 1 hangover'/><category term='BlogDay'/><category term='Bagpipes are awesome'/><category term='I&apos;m not THAT stupid'/><category term='I hate Boston'/><category term='I think I have mental issues'/><category term='I am not and will never again be cool'/><category term='Nipples'/><category term='Shania Twain needs to fall off of the earf'/><category term='Narmy is fun to say - Narmy'/><category term='I heart Himbo and Fiona'/><category term='Rachel Nichols (insert sexy sports pun here)'/><category term='Big horse face is the greatest insult ever'/><category term='I have no standards'/><category term='giving up as a hobby'/><category term='It is ok to have a man crush'/><category term='Don&apos;t you go breakin&apos; my heart Cleveland'/><category term='Satan is in the form of the Jonas Bros'/><category term='I make a Picasso on my sleeve out of dried snot'/><category term='Undersleeping is the worst thing to happen since Tyler Perry. 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gave me the giggles, and then, because I&amp;#39;m strung oooooout on Nyquil, I kind of forgot to stop laughing and just lay in bed giggling for like five or six minutes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good thing I stopped before I exploded whaleily.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/1388467351847764325'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/1388467351847764325'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html?showComment=1257948736448#c1388467351847764325' title=''/><author><name>That Kind of Girl</name><uri>http://notthatkindofgirl.net</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-3928145696808437359' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/3928145696808437359' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-623157600'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-932670339410502908</id><published>2009-11-11T07:56:59.773-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-11T07:56:59.773-05:00</updated><title type='text'>This is like watching the Discovery Channel but no...</title><content type='html'>This is like watching the Discovery Channel but nothing even remotely similar.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/932670339410502908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/932670339410502908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html?showComment=1257944219773#c932670339410502908' title=''/><author><name>Moooooog35</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='09451169040331931742'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_F74vJj-Clzk/SsudCrh56AI/AAAAAAAAIks/9vodYd9q5Ws/S220/IMG_1626.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-3928145696808437359' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/3928145696808437359' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-486237301'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-4813125873944221193</id><published>2009-11-11T00:45:33.442-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-11T00:45:33.442-05:00</updated><title type='text'>&amp;quot;Revisiting the scene four years later, he re...</title><content type='html'>&amp;quot;Revisiting the scene four years later, he remembers all the gory details.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Harhar! Also, barf.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/4813125873944221193'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/4813125873944221193'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html?showComment=1257918333442#c4813125873944221193' title=''/><author><name>Andrea</name><uri>http://andreadisaster.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-3928145696808437359' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/3928145696808437359' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1017212218'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-2523191591637354132</id><published>2009-11-10T23:33:02.362-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T23:33:02.362-05:00</updated><title type='text'>i was eating when i clicked on that link - ruined!...</title><content type='html'>i was eating when i clicked on that link - ruined!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/2523191591637354132'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/2523191591637354132'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html?showComment=1257913982362#c2523191591637354132' title=''/><author><name>alexa - cleveland's a plum</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17455541282046721762</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10605457809039441437'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WuZrt_5k7-o/SWFK0-OUybI/AAAAAAAABIY/KiJaD3pOWqc/S220/plum.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-3928145696808437359' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/3928145696808437359' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-830797118'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1821908176720874299</id><published>2009-11-10T23:08:53.671-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T23:08:53.671-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Holy shit.  Nightmares tonight compliments of Narm...</title><content type='html'>Holy shit.  Nightmares tonight compliments of Narm and the Explodng Whale.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/1821908176720874299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/1821908176720874299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html?showComment=1257912533671#c1821908176720874299' title=''/><author><name>tanya</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16439129302796958748</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-3928145696808437359' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/3928145696808437359' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-53765533'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-7714169164143228993</id><published>2009-11-10T22:58:42.026-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T22:58:42.026-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I try to say &amp;quot;tainan, taiwan&amp;quot; repeatedly...</title><content type='html'>I try to say &amp;quot;tainan, taiwan&amp;quot; repeatedly in the best taiwanese accent possible ( that I think of ) and I can&amp;#39;t stop laughing. But I&amp;#39;m afraid it&amp;#39;s considered ignorance or something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe not if I do it alone, right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now where can I see this exploding whale? Any youtube?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/7714169164143228993'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/7714169164143228993'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html?showComment=1257911922026#c7714169164143228993' title=''/><author><name>Andhari</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08341293139717998410</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='18' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__iGslKr_n0w/SRxXtFWITgI/AAAAAAAAB7E/XUW4AIAms3k/S220/n1240505001_30168356_8867.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-3928145696808437359' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/3928145696808437359' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1687355868'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1742714600090845512</id><published>2009-11-10T20:28:42.873-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T20:28:42.873-05:00</updated><title type='text'>you crazy kid with your whales</title><content type='html'>you crazy kid with your whales</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/1742714600090845512'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/1742714600090845512'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html?showComment=1257902922873#c1742714600090845512' title=''/><author><name>Allison M.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08367139816638614475</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-3928145696808437359' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/3928145696808437359' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1848386192'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-4881702321187066993</id><published>2009-11-10T20:15:54.772-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T20:15:54.772-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Whoawhoawhoa. Calm down now.</title><content type='html'>Whoawhoawhoa. Calm down now.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/4881702321187066993'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/4881702321187066993'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html?showComment=1257902154772#c4881702321187066993' title=''/><author><name>Angela</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049313019260731194</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jZTzMg7KBfk/ShITx08R4gI/AAAAAAAAAG4/Yzx6xr5bHrI/S220/n35105067_32549427_9698.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-3928145696808437359' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/3928145696808437359' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-173274244'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-7511962938538144063</id><published>2009-11-10T14:43:13.696-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T14:43:13.696-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Where can I find this on YouTube?  This beats Hams...</title><content type='html'>Where can I find this on YouTube?  This beats Hamster on a Piano by a mile!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/7511962938538144063'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/7511962938538144063'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html?showComment=1257882193696#c7511962938538144063' title=''/><author><name>lacochran</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-3928145696808437359' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/3928145696808437359' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-430200936'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1745631471642587895</id><published>2009-11-10T14:21:47.671-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T14:21:47.671-05:00</updated><title type='text'>That&amp;#39;s it, I&amp;#39;m never walking by a huge wha...</title><content type='html'>That&amp;#39;s it, I&amp;#39;m never walking by a huge whale ever again.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/1745631471642587895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/1745631471642587895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html?showComment=1257880907671#c1745631471642587895' title=''/><author><name>Marie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16323696998854147831</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_ow4PR1yH53g/SEIaDn5pCtI/AAAAAAAABGc/42cHQByDXLs/S220/cafe-profile+pic.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-3928145696808437359' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/3928145696808437359' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1770925172'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-4952346073698549328</id><published>2009-11-10T12:41:01.924-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T12:41:01.924-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Always remember to roll your windows up before you...</title><content type='html'>Always remember to roll your windows up before you leave your car parked on the street.  You never know when an exploding whale will make it&amp;#39;s way into your town.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/4952346073698549328'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/4952346073698549328'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html?showComment=1257874861924#c4952346073698549328' title=''/><author><name>Jaime</name><uri>http://thepqnation.com/showandtell</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-3928145696808437359' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/3928145696808437359' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2072843850'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-4084385249923390333</id><published>2009-11-10T12:01:38.419-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T12:01:38.419-05:00</updated><title type='text'>COME ON. No learning, narm. You know I like to kee...</title><content type='html'>COME ON. No learning, narm. You know I like to keep my brain free of knowledge.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/4084385249923390333'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/4084385249923390333'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html?showComment=1257872498419#c4084385249923390333' title=''/><author><name>Maxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16309902108360535182</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_e0f_lywnuZg/SjlGTapobaI/AAAAAAAAAEY/YEhqek9hH3U/S220/biopic.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-3928145696808437359' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/3928145696808437359' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1389266235'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-2119044670316638007</id><published>2009-11-10T11:37:06.423-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T11:37:06.423-05:00</updated><title type='text'>God, I wish I had sounds, but still...I think I ha...</title><content type='html'>God, I wish I had sounds, but still...I think I have seen enough.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/2119044670316638007'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/3928145696808437359/comments/default/2119044670316638007'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html?showComment=1257871026423#c2119044670316638007' title=''/><author><name>Lemmonex</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2009/11/whale-wars.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-3928145696808437359' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/3928145696808437359' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-662138349'/></entry></feed>
