<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post1338709977111067092..comments</id><updated>2012-01-25T14:57:42.617-05:00</updated><category term='Slash guitar solos makes me feel weird inside'/><category term='Awesome streak'/><category term='Gummi Bears are scarier than Gummi Sharks'/><category term='Tan my ass - ok actually my ass isn&apos;t tan'/><category term='Billy Madison will never ever get old ever'/><category term='is PowerPoint anything like SuperPoke?'/><category term='My wife is trying to kill me'/><category term='Senator Pee Pants'/><category term='She was kidding - I think'/><category term='Rihanna makes my pants happy'/><category term='Sarah Palin can see Russia from this blog'/><category term='Can you tell I only got 4 hours of sleep?'/><category term='Birds are for the birds'/><category term='G.I. Joe knowing is actually very little of the battle'/><category term='FML'/><category term='Ludacris has a clean butt'/><category term='Capes are awesome for people who can fly'/><category term='Throwing up is about as much fun as moving a couch'/><category term='I&apos;m naming my first born Lacochran'/><category term='Macaroni smells good'/><category term='Mario is a badass'/><category term='Vlog'/><category term='I&apos;ll make a pretty corpse'/><category term='Oprah can afford to eat that much'/><category term='I&apos;ll just turn them inside out'/><category term='Hey Ladies - rest stops are optional'/><category term='Energy drinks are less cool than Zima'/><category term='I am a fatty'/><category term='Canadians are cooler than me'/><category term='I want some of whatever Paula Abdul is taking'/><category term='Snow is Cleveland currency - we&apos;re rich'/><category term='Country kids can out drink city kids'/><category term='What is that expression on my face?  Am I crying?  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 what is the point of girls with small boobies'/><category term='I can&apos;t believe my brother lets his kids around me'/><category term='Guns N&apos; Roses are better than you'/><category term='The closest starbucks to my hometown is 14 miles away - apparently I lived in outer space'/><category term='Ways to piss off your girlfriend'/><category term='my toothbrush does not define me'/><category term='Toadstool sounds dirty'/><category term='Throw your hands in the error'/><category term='Paint companies have resurrected Bill Shakespeare'/><category term='Vending Machine Guy needs to do laundry'/><category term='Jason Isbell'/><category term='Roy G Biv is my father'/><category term='Zach Braff has a giant head'/><category term='would'/><category term='Maturity is overrated'/><category term='This post ended up sappy for using the words &quot;Lumpy Bitch&quot; twice'/><category term='Giant squids are scarier than sharks'/><category term='Dane Cook steals jokes'/><category term='Gambling is fun until you don&apos;t have knee caps'/><category term='Grilling is a man sport'/><category term='Tom Hanks loves Contra'/><category term='Playboy is a cougar'/><category term='Glee makes Greys Anatomy look manly'/><category term='Topless girls are my favorite kind'/><category term='The American Dream is a pain in the ass'/><category term='If it is a gentleman&apos;s club why do they let me in?'/><category term='Anti-social media'/><category term='Miami Dolphins are my lover'/><category term='Boogers are people too'/><category term='I work in advertising and still hate commercials'/><category term='There is always next year'/><category term='Clowns are scarier than Madonna'/><category term='Keanu Reeves will forever be Shane Falco'/><category term='Bono is like a really cool Ghandi'/><category term='Men&apos;s Warehouse sounds like a sausage fest'/><category term='Harrison Ford is a badass'/><category term='Mel Gibson is a goober but Bravehart was awesome'/><category term='Cavemen had it rough'/><category term='Adjectives hurt'/><category term='I have a mancrush on Neil Patrick Harris but I&apos;m pretty sure it should be the other way around'/><category term='Procrastination is sweeping the nation'/><category term='Katie Couric is a lady in the street but a freak in the bed'/><category term='Glad I&apos;m not celebrating Fathers Day for me'/><category term='I heart Nashville'/><category term='Rape is not funny'/><category term='Swimming is a lot more work than blogging'/><category term='Eh'/><category term='Cicumcision is kind of hard to spell'/><category term='Hipsters are taking over the world'/><category term='Kris Kristofferson decides who lives and dies'/><category term='Marissa Miller dreams about me'/><category term='I just used a Weird Al song title as the title for this post so I win'/><category term='Men HAVE to respect women - 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Like people still do that?'/><category term='Twilight is worse than Rocky 4'/><category term='Are you hitting on me?'/><category term='Monkey sex'/><category term='I&apos;m dating up'/><category term='I want to have Steve Buscemi&apos;s love baby'/><category term='Dinner'/><category term='Honeymoon is a weird word for what it is describing'/><category term='Love is a fuzzy chin'/><category term='If pooping yourself is cool - consider me Miles Davis'/><category term='If they can do that why are we killing them?'/><category term='guys don&apos;t stand a chance'/><category term='Milky Way are the ugly sister'/><category term='I hope Momina Nomina doesn&apos;t read this'/><category term='suzie colbert has a tight end'/><category term='Blogger Meet-Up'/><category term='Tanning is like the reverse Michael Jackson'/><category term='Friends don&apos;t let friends yell Freebird'/><category term='I average an average amount of average'/><category term='Did I teleport from the bar to my bed?'/><category term='Alcoholic is my political party'/><category term='Dating Up'/><category term='Undead chicks do it best'/><category term='Pinky swearing is better than a written contract'/><category term='The Mickey Mouse Club lets anyone in these days'/><category term='Craig Goes To Cleveland'/><category term='If you are a girl I hope your answer is either &quot;do you want to see my boobies&quot; or even better &quot;do you want a sandwich&quot;'/><category term='Santa and Batman have the same superpower - sucking'/><category term='Ashton does have cool hair though'/><category term='But the front door looks really nice'/><category term='Exploding whales would be a great band name'/><category term='I&apos;m peeing right now'/><category term='William Shatner probably does impressions of himself'/><category term='My favorite color is clear'/><category term='Taawd'/><category term='Gravy makes me happy'/><category term='That 30 seconds includes cuddling and crying'/><category term='Herpes aren&apos;t that bad of an option'/><category term='Elephants never forget'/><category term='My iPhone defines me as a person'/><category term='7 bottles of wine minus 6 people equals 1 hangover'/><category term='BlogDay'/><category term='Bagpipes are awesome'/><category term='I&apos;m not THAT stupid'/><category term='I hate Boston'/><category term='I think I have mental issues'/><category term='I am not and will never again be cool'/><category term='Nipples'/><category term='Shania Twain needs to fall off of the earf'/><category term='Narmy is fun to say - Narmy'/><category term='I heart Himbo and Fiona'/><category term='Rachel Nichols (insert sexy sports pun here)'/><category term='Big horse face is the greatest insult ever'/><category term='I have no standards'/><category term='giving up as a hobby'/><category term='It is ok to have a man crush'/><category term='Don&apos;t you go breakin&apos; my heart Cleveland'/><category term='Satan is in the form of the Jonas Bros'/><category term='I make a Picasso on my sleeve out of dried snot'/><category term='Undersleeping is the worst thing to happen since Tyler Perry. 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We throw oysters on ...</title><content type='html'>Um... who has theme parties?  We throw oysters on a woodstove, grill some venison or steam a bunch of crabs.  Cold beer in coolers...liquor in bottles.. maybe a soda for mixing.  Bonfire optional.  You might.. just might get these folks to dress up for Halloween.. but expect a lot of guys to come dressed as &amp;quot;themselves&amp;quot; or in some culturally insensitive stereotype like &amp;quot;arab bomber&amp;quot;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1338709977111067092/comments/default/238321022545609270'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1338709977111067092/comments/default/238321022545609270'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2011/12/dont-sweater-small-stuff.html?showComment=1327521462617#c238321022545609270' title=''/><author><name>saltgrain</name><uri>http://shypokefarm.blogspot.com/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2011/12/dont-sweater-small-stuff.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1338709977111067092' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1338709977111067092' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-86366808'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-7310045041844370860</id><published>2012-01-03T19:39:14.153-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-03T19:39:14.153-05:00</updated><title type='text'>hmmm...the only theme one needs is offering free f...</title><content type='html'>hmmm...the only theme one needs is offering free food and drink. once you do that, your guests are the free entertainment!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1338709977111067092/comments/default/7310045041844370860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1338709977111067092/comments/default/7310045041844370860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2011/12/dont-sweater-small-stuff.html?showComment=1325637554153#c7310045041844370860' title=''/><author><name>Fizzgig</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12086526805778452531</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='18225095010414020163'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-R1r6kn1YozA/TmLfNjZ6evI/AAAAAAAAAys/WNaOmrCbabY/s220/carpick.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2011/12/dont-sweater-small-stuff.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1338709977111067092' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1338709977111067092' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-378370287'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-7526042737604497503</id><published>2011-12-28T17:17:13.979-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-28T17:17:13.979-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You went to an Ugly Sweater XMas Party?  

Picture...</title><content type='html'>You went to an Ugly Sweater XMas Party?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pictures!  The public has a right!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1338709977111067092/comments/default/7526042737604497503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1338709977111067092/comments/default/7526042737604497503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2011/12/dont-sweater-small-stuff.html?showComment=1325110633979#c7526042737604497503' title=''/><author><name>lacochran's evil twin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00830374402474261699</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_-7IEUWlZEmw/SC3T8heexbI/AAAAAAAAAL4/LShz8HNzanI/S220/evil+monkey.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2011/12/dont-sweater-small-stuff.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1338709977111067092' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1338709977111067092' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-391837046'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-3907133295969110042</id><published>2011-12-28T15:32:17.189-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-28T15:32:17.189-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The $20 pity party is way better than the $0 pity ...</title><content type='html'>The $20 pity party is way better than the $0 pity party. I totally agree. But remember if you have to buy friends... well... that pretty much makes you a politician!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1338709977111067092/comments/default/3907133295969110042'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1338709977111067092/comments/default/3907133295969110042'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2011/12/dont-sweater-small-stuff.html?showComment=1325104337189#c3907133295969110042' title=''/><author><name>From the Mind of a Madman</name><uri>http://steve-bailey.blogspot.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2011/12/dont-sweater-small-stuff.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1338709977111067092' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1338709977111067092' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1636409747'/></entry></feed>
