<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post1032453667761099278..comments</id><updated>2008-11-28T20:12:22.559-05:00</updated><category term='Slash guitar solos makes me feel weird inside'/><category term='Awesome streak'/><category term='Gummi Bears are scarier than Gummi Sharks'/><category term='Tan my ass - ok actually my ass isn&apos;t tan'/><category term='Billy Madison will never ever get old ever'/><category term='is PowerPoint anything like SuperPoke?'/><category term='My wife is trying to kill me'/><category term='Senator Pee Pants'/><category term='She was kidding - I think'/><category term='Rihanna makes my pants happy'/><category term='Sarah Palin can see Russia from this blog'/><category term='Can you tell I only got 4 hours of sleep?'/><category term='Birds are for the birds'/><category term='G.I. Joe knowing is actually very little of the battle'/><category term='FML'/><category term='Ludacris has a clean butt'/><category term='Capes are awesome for people who can fly'/><category term='Throwing up is about as much fun as moving a couch'/><category term='I&apos;m naming my first born Lacochran'/><category term='Macaroni smells good'/><category term='Mario is a badass'/><category term='Vlog'/><category term='I&apos;ll make a pretty corpse'/><category term='Oprah can afford to eat that much'/><category term='I&apos;ll just turn them inside out'/><category term='Hey Ladies - rest stops are optional'/><category term='Energy drinks are less cool than Zima'/><category term='I am a fatty'/><category term='Canadians are cooler than me'/><category term='I want some of whatever Paula Abdul is taking'/><category term='Snow is Cleveland currency - we&apos;re rich'/><category term='Country kids can out drink city kids'/><category term='What is that expression on my face?  Am I crying?  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 what is the point of girls with small boobies'/><category term='I can&apos;t believe my brother lets his kids around me'/><category term='Guns N&apos; Roses are better than you'/><category term='The closest starbucks to my hometown is 14 miles away - apparently I lived in outer space'/><category term='Ways to piss off your girlfriend'/><category term='my toothbrush does not define me'/><category term='Toadstool sounds dirty'/><category term='Throw your hands in the error'/><category term='Paint companies have resurrected Bill Shakespeare'/><category term='Vending Machine Guy needs to do laundry'/><category term='Jason Isbell'/><category term='Roy G Biv is my father'/><category term='Zach Braff has a giant head'/><category term='would'/><category term='Maturity is overrated'/><category term='This post ended up sappy for using the words &quot;Lumpy Bitch&quot; twice'/><category term='Giant squids are scarier than sharks'/><category term='Dane Cook steals jokes'/><category term='Gambling is fun until you don&apos;t have knee caps'/><category term='Grilling is a man sport'/><category term='Tom Hanks loves Contra'/><category term='Playboy is a cougar'/><category term='Glee makes Greys Anatomy look manly'/><category term='Topless girls are my favorite kind'/><category term='The American Dream is a pain in the ass'/><category term='If it is a gentleman&apos;s club why do they let me in?'/><category term='Anti-social media'/><category term='Miami Dolphins are my lover'/><category term='Boogers are people too'/><category term='I work in advertising and still hate commercials'/><category term='There is always next year'/><category term='Clowns are scarier than Madonna'/><category term='Keanu Reeves will forever be Shane Falco'/><category term='Bono is like a really cool Ghandi'/><category term='Men&apos;s Warehouse sounds like a sausage fest'/><category term='Harrison Ford is a badass'/><category term='Mel Gibson is a goober but Bravehart was awesome'/><category term='Cavemen had it rough'/><category term='Adjectives hurt'/><category term='I have a mancrush on Neil Patrick Harris but I&apos;m pretty sure it should be the other way around'/><category term='Procrastination is sweeping the nation'/><category term='Katie Couric is a lady in the street but a freak in the bed'/><category term='Glad I&apos;m not celebrating Fathers Day for me'/><category term='I heart Nashville'/><category term='Rape is not funny'/><category term='Swimming is a lot more work than blogging'/><category term='Eh'/><category term='Cicumcision is kind of hard to spell'/><category term='Hipsters are taking over the world'/><category term='Kris Kristofferson decides who lives and dies'/><category term='Marissa Miller dreams about me'/><category term='I just used a Weird Al song title as the title for this post so I win'/><category term='Men HAVE to respect women - 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I agree with you, she looks like monster. But that's where the similarities end. LP is one of my all time faves. Taylor Swift... no comment.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/7281686910254480308'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/7281686910254480308'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227921120000#c7281686910254480308' title=''/><author><name>Himbo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07765528723333350922</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17826702188064223666'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HPdJ_v3-n3Y/SR1VBlkM6UI/AAAAAAAAAjU/yZzguWaBf4I/S220/James+Dean+warhol-esque.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1837518678'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-3227867151673879724</id><published>2008-11-20T07:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-20T07:40:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>See...that's how I feel about liking david archule...</title><content type='html'>See...that's how I feel about liking david archuleta's song "crush". It's so bad that it's good.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/3227867151673879724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/3227867151673879724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227184800000#c3227867151673879724' title=''/><author><name>Maxie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16309902108360535182</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_e0f_lywnuZg/SRy_Adr2BPI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oic3Cr_wVD4/S220/picture+of+me+being+awesome.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1389266235'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-4984382561138434012</id><published>2008-11-20T00:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-20T00:39:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>She's freaking terrible. Though I think the comple...</title><content type='html'>She's freaking terrible. Though I think the complete opposite of you. She's cute, but her music makes me want to go back to being a teenager just so I could kick her ass. (doing it now would just be some kind of wrong, not sure what kind but I'm sure it'd be less looked down upon if we were both 17)&lt;BR/&gt; &lt;BR/&gt;I agree with Surviving, I also agree with Jose...nothing worse than Nickelback in my book.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/4984382561138434012'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/4984382561138434012'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227159540000#c4984382561138434012' title=''/><author><name>Brookie Brooke</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17337770023157596130</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_jegIewwgy0s/SIaxGYXVrqI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ZuPdOdtK_D4/S220/stunna+shades+2.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2146510767'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-2268160942497706884</id><published>2008-11-19T20:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T20:57:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I might have mentioned this, but the new Pink Cd i...</title><content type='html'>I might have mentioned this, but the new Pink Cd is really good.  She has some good folky kinda songs on it.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/2268160942497706884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/2268160942497706884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227146220000#c2268160942497706884' title=''/><author><name>pj</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16896229296306879936</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08959663234785425658'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RfC5DASNvK8/SNlc1QRWzqI/AAAAAAAAAEc/Gz4YH1lkNKY/S220/mail-1.jpeg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-31243494'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-938360729389264037</id><published>2008-11-19T19:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T19:10:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Considering I'm kind of a music snob, I'm surprise...</title><content type='html'>Considering I'm kind of a music snob, I'm surprised at how much I like her songs, too. What's wrong with us?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/938360729389264037'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/938360729389264037'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227139800000#c938360729389264037' title=''/><author><name>Melissa</name><uri>http://onlyslightlyneurotic.wordpress.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-600753146'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-5563047576286507788</id><published>2008-11-19T18:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T18:45:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm glad I'm not alone in liking her songs. Seriou...</title><content type='html'>I'm glad I'm not alone in liking her songs. Seriously, though, they're catchy.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/5563047576286507788'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/5563047576286507788'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227138300000#c5563047576286507788' title=''/><author><name>Megkathleen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14607783073882197697</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1N47S9fuG6Q/SRNUHx9c7xI/AAAAAAAAAD4/BZ3elGSQzpM/S220/megs+010.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1556039734'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-2441396461392756028</id><published>2008-11-19T15:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T15:31:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>It's ok. Sing along with her songs all you want, j...</title><content type='html'>It's ok. Sing along with her songs all you want, just keep your eyes shut if she's on the tube. Anyway, I've heard alien eyes can be catchy if you stare into them too long.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/2441396461392756028'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/2441396461392756028'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227126660000#c2441396461392756028' title=''/><author><name>Giggle Pixie</name><uri>http://caffeineandcabernet.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-538162837'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-4460828956780971592</id><published>2008-11-19T14:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T14:15:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I would do her.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Oh, wrong day?</title><content type='html'>I would do her.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Oh, wrong day?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/4460828956780971592'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/4460828956780971592'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227122100000#c4460828956780971592' title=''/><author><name>rs27</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='https://www.snorgtees.com/images/IndianStyle_Thumbnail.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-858812459'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-6220857624531700676</id><published>2008-11-19T14:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T14:06:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm deathly afraid of aliens.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And clowns.</title><content type='html'>I'm deathly afraid of aliens.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;And clowns.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/6220857624531700676'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/6220857624531700676'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227121560000#c6220857624531700676' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00175209461274465038</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-161225076'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-3096372827774063514</id><published>2008-11-19T13:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T13:40:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>She does have really catchy songs, but that Love S...</title><content type='html'>She does have really catchy songs, but that Love Story one bugs me lyrically. It just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.He's not that into you!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt; Of course, I sing along at the top of my lungs every time it comes on my car radio.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/3096372827774063514'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/3096372827774063514'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227120000000#c3096372827774063514' title=''/><author><name>Chocobo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18183831811746913383</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lV_53KrNH0s/SRM0XCP_MgI/AAAAAAAAADc/g1grORkRSYM/S220/NaM+and+Snow+034.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-580938379'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-24751385477002262</id><published>2008-11-19T13:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T13:17:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I confess.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I made her eyes go like that whe...</title><content type='html'>I confess.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I made her eyes go like that when I gave her 'the shocker' when she wasn't expecting it.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I'm not sure anyone expects it, though.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Hence, 'shocker.'</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/24751385477002262'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/24751385477002262'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227118620000#c24751385477002262' title=''/><author><name>moooooog35</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='09451169040331931742'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2419/1803758288_94476bff7d_o.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-486237301'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-6661934860287334911</id><published>2008-11-19T13:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T13:14:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I think it's okay to hate someone for their taste ...</title><content type='html'>I think it's okay to hate someone for their taste (or lack thereof) in music. The other night I hoped my neighbor contracted the clap for waking me up with a Foreigner song. That's normal right?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/6661934860287334911'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/6661934860287334911'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227118440000#c6661934860287334911' title=''/><author><name>Fussy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-821241384'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-2015324384636422303</id><published>2008-11-19T12:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T12:50:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>As a half asian, I am half offended by her trying ...</title><content type='html'>As a half asian, I am half offended by her trying to pass off her eyes like she's one of us.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Also, this is like the reverse effect of when I used to watch the Shania Twain video on mute on TRL.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/2015324384636422303'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/2015324384636422303'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227117000000#c2015324384636422303' title=''/><author><name>So@24</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18279738816559913671</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_XB1zcB92f6E/SD5IUTkx19I/AAAAAAAAALw/2S79983CJlA/S220/so%4024.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1033121542'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-6788059401405759109</id><published>2008-11-19T12:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T12:33:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>So you're that guy.  You ask "what kinda music do ...</title><content type='html'>So you're that guy.  You ask "what kinda music do you like?" and then the other person's answer will forever shape your positive or negative opinion of them. Dude, I can't take that kind of pressure.  Back off!!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/6788059401405759109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/6788059401405759109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227115980000#c6788059401405759109' title=''/><author><name>HBee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05128405027414665009</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Mget627yN9Q/SRVLwYn5WUI/AAAAAAAAADQ/ggfDbWA8Qu4/S220/Louies+Nov+08+008.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1777930204'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-8763643707081305142</id><published>2008-11-19T12:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T12:08:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You are dead to me.</title><content type='html'>You are dead to me.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/8763643707081305142'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/8763643707081305142'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227114480000#c8763643707081305142' title=''/><author><name>surviving myself</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13421187332033401147</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_lhG3-wykO_g/R9VVB7ZqOHI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ghDF0Mv1Ifo/S220/Stiles.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-906753451'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-6840630743708558348</id><published>2008-11-19T11:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T11:53:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You know, I hear she's on the market now that she ...</title><content type='html'>You know, I hear she's on the market now that she broke up with one of those Jonai.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Wait, what's that?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;You really just like her music?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Ah, that's fair.  Teardrops On My Guitar gets me every time.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/6840630743708558348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/6840630743708558348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227113580000#c6840630743708558348' title=''/><author><name>stealthnerd</name><uri>http://shenaniganist.wordpress.com/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1815717793'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-7770126394029349414</id><published>2008-11-19T11:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T11:50:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>How much Kelly Clarkson can I listen to before I f...</title><content type='html'>How much Kelly Clarkson can I listen to before I fall victim to your musical scrutiny?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/7770126394029349414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/7770126394029349414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227113400000#c7770126394029349414' title=''/><author><name>Toddletown USA</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00248505723839873475</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12518219588826886337'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rgSwBM05UDU/SQoifcD24LI/AAAAAAAAAAM/NRgW3_TGpBo/S220/toddy.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1634997327'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-317305549573329040</id><published>2008-11-19T11:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T11:49:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm so late to the party.  I don't even know what ...</title><content type='html'>I'm so late to the party.  I don't even know what a Taylor Swift is.  &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Sounds like some quick dry cleaning technology.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/317305549573329040'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/317305549573329040'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227113340000#c317305549573329040' title=''/><author><name>Arjewtino</name><uri>http://arjewtino.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-184925732'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-8498067434592047783</id><published>2008-11-19T11:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T11:35:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm judging you for judging people.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Right n...</title><content type='html'>I'm judging you for judging people.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Right now.  Feel it?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/8498067434592047783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/8498067434592047783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227112500000#c8498067434592047783' title=''/><author><name>lacochran</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_4IuGrunZ5ZA/SC3J9Ou513I/AAAAAAAAAZ8/m6MIdilb26g/S220/PalmTree6.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-430200936'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1926382470710530268</id><published>2008-11-19T11:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T11:19:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I would bang her if she promised to never make ano...</title><content type='html'>I would bang her if she promised to never make another album.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/1926382470710530268'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/1926382470710530268'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227111540000#c1926382470710530268' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00976360898085871173</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_uWPSZ0_0vSQ/SDwUGla4BlI/AAAAAAAAADY/7V5WzMA8Wpg/S220/111.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1245663634'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-8104053490064275047</id><published>2008-11-19T10:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T10:30:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Jose is also guilty of disliking people b/c of the...</title><content type='html'>Jose is also guilty of disliking people b/c of their poor music taste -- he may or may not forgive them for Linkin Park, but Nickleback will definitely put him over the edge*&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;-Kelly</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/8104053490064275047'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/8104053490064275047'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227108600000#c8104053490064275047' title=''/><author><name>Kelly and José</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00085204696384660568</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_Ux04PfMOGRc/R5gJo8NlDgI/AAAAAAAAAtQ/4wksqSzmq4I/S220/DSCN1436.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1139365720'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-8849915655058199373</id><published>2008-11-19T10:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T10:21:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Dirty Secret Time- I have a Linkin Park patch on m...</title><content type='html'>Dirty Secret Time- I have a Linkin Park patch on my winter coat.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/8849915655058199373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/8849915655058199373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227108060000#c8849915655058199373' title=''/><author><name>BloggingJason</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10238714547191218103</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-727085601'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-6396995479389163369</id><published>2008-11-19T10:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T10:12:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Ain't no shame in love for music, dangit! It doesn...</title><content type='html'>Ain't no shame in love for music, dangit! It doesn't matter what kind it is.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;'Sides.. I think I kinda dig her too.. just not the face. Mayhaps just from the neck down? &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Wait. how old is this chick? If she's still a kid I RETRACT MY STATEMENT because EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/6396995479389163369'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/6396995479389163369'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227107520000#c6396995479389163369' title=''/><author><name>Deutlich</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17795526911040698284</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WdSrIEzgZBc/SK7H0LcX3wI/AAAAAAAAALg/BcUKNybn208/S220/manga.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-148516278'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-2896868689603394222</id><published>2008-11-19T10:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T10:04:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>yeah, i'm with you on the eyes. but those are mill...</title><content type='html'>yeah, i'm with you on the eyes. but those are millionaire eyes - making them immediately better than ours. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;also, she can stop curling her hair in that 2008 version of the crimp any day now as well.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/2896868689603394222'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/2896868689603394222'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227107040000#c2896868689603394222' title=''/><author><name>Alexa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17455541282046721762</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10605457809039441437'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-830797118'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-8491915972080975866</id><published>2008-11-19T10:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T10:03:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I actually think she's really cute. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Her mu...</title><content type='html'>I actually think she's really cute. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Her music? Not so much.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/8491915972080975866'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/1032453667761099278/comments/default/8491915972080975866'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html?showComment=1227106980000#c8491915972080975866' title=''/><author><name>Douchegirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05338729796371169904</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05057079214875443747'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_pXuqETPkhQY/R_AQMQsfuwI/AAAAAAAAAB4/Jn6SEIzmzU4/S220/bru.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.whitecollarredneck.com/2008/11/its-love-story.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7814043992173479338.post-1032453667761099278' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7814043992173479338/posts/default/1032453667761099278' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1003030868'/></entry></feed>
