Men are ugly.
Let's just get that out there.
The best looking man in the world is still uglier than an average looking female. We're hairy and awkward and compared to women - we don't really take care of ourselves all that well. Hell, my cat plays in his own litterbox but still gives himself a lick-down everyday. I went 3 straight days without a shower this weekend.
For those reasons, I struggle to see how anyone could be physically attracted to a man. Yet, most women and some men are into that - and that's cool.
Because we can't really control what makes our loins become our Loins.
Women complain about men being shallow because they are turned on by a large chest or long legs - but is that really our fault? I can't control what makes physically attracted to someone, right? It is a physical reaction - like being mad at someone for having a peanut allergy.
But what if you COULD control what you found attractive? There is no question I would make myself be attracted to ugly people.
Think about it - the entire world is fighting over tight bodies and pretty faces - there would be NO competition for the uggos out there. While everyone is drooling over Marissa Miller you could slide up to Rosie O'Donnell like, 'How you, girl?'
And get turned down.
Because even Rosie O'Donnell doesn't think guys are attractive.