Stop it, America.
Stop trying to make people hot. You are making us look bad in front of the rest of the world.
There are plenty of extremely attractive women in this world that we don't need to force ourselves into thinking that Pippa Middleton is hot.
She's an above average looking girl.
She also looks about 8 years older than her real age.
She couldn't walk into a room and make every guy stop to look. She doesn't have some incredible body that makes me have to think about baseball so I don't have to sit down. I'm not even sure she could win the Canal Days pageant in my hometown of Delphos, Ohio.
She's just an above average girl that people WANT to be hot.
Same goes for Sarah Palin. She's better looking than MOST people in her position, but do you really consider this "hot":
I mean, is that where we are as a country? Are our standards to the point that the above picture is considered "hot"?
She's 47 years old. There are a lot of hot 47 year olds. In fact, Diane Lane is one year younger and looks like this:
Do you see that picture? THAT is hot. Are you really trying to convince me that Sarah Palin is on a level playing field with this.
Are equal in hotness?
This is why other countries hate America. We water down hotness. We take the most pure and wonderful thing in the world (hot chicks) and dumb it down.
We've turned Pippa Middleton and Sarah Palin into the Applesbees and Wal-Mart of hot chicks.
And I won't stand for it. I demand standards.
I demand Diane Lane.