So for those of you non-social media nerds, there is a new app for your phone called FourSquare. It uses GPS and allows you to "check in" to various locations (bars, stores, rehab). If you check in to a location more than anyone else, you become the "Mayor". All of your friends in the app can see where you have visited and stalk accordingly.
Now, a lot of people check in EVERYWHERE. Like gas stations. It is cool to see what bars or concerts my friends are at - but I never need to know when / where you got gas. I'm not going to look at the Lady Friend and be like, "Oh my gosh! Billy is at the Marathon 20 minutes away! We should totally go visit."
But I have the opposite problem - instead of OVER sharing, I UNDER share.
Mostly because I don't want to ruin my cred.
I mean, sure I go to the same McDonald's three times a week - but I don't need people thinking I'm a Fatty McFatinstein Jr. That's why I wear a fake mustache when I go on Wednesdays.
And what if I go to some crappy concert that I don't want my friends to know about. I mean, Lou Bega only comes around so often!
So I only update my FourSquare like once every two weeks.
But that makes me look even more lame. Like I only leave the house twice a month.
And if I'm only leaving the house once every two weeks, why am I checking into all these gas stations?