Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Vampires Suck

So if you haven't been paying attention, this whole Twilight thing has taken over the world like some kind of beanie baby offspring. Girls everywhere are screaming for Edward Cullen to sneak into their bedrooms at night and bite their neck.

How romantic.

But I've noticed something a bit fishy about the actor who plays Edward, Robert Pattinson. He seems to be reaching out and stealing style tips from other, more sexified people.

Mainly me.

Robert's new beard -

My beard -

Coincidence?

I think not.

29 comments:

Allison M. said...

no coincidence there.

speak in a british accent and he's stole everything.

Anonymous said...

Does your shirt still have the size sticker on the front? Weirdo!

Daisee579 said...

Whoa dude, you look just like him. Only less pale and with less scary eyebrows. He needs to back off and stop stealing shit from you if he knows what's good for him.

Moooooog35 said...

You need to thicken the eyebrows...yours don't match.

May I suggest using strips of Velcro?

I think I just did.

Lemmonex said...

I know you want me to say this so I will: you are way better looking.

Suzanne said...

I think he is copying you. But remember: Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.

And your eyebrows are better. And are not giant caterpillars.

Ed Adams said...

Totally stolen.

Maybe he's doing research for his next project as a Zombie.

A HANDSOME Zombie.



Gosh, that sounded gay.

YES!

Meg Kathleen said...

Well I hope he didn't get his habit of not showering from you.

Jordan said...

As a Beard Enthusiast, I must say yours is better.

LBluca77 said...

Now that you mentioned it I did read in People magazine that he was going for the same look as some guy in Ohio.

Fizzgig said...

maybe this is all just a cover up for being a vampire.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

Whoaaa, you are a cutie! No I am not coming on to you. It just surprized me that's all. Is that really your pic? You are better looking than that vampire.

lacochran said...

He wishes he were you. He's even trying to get the zombie stare down. Such a poseur.

Mary said...

The invention of the beard? All you. You should sue.

mysterg said...

OMFG! You should totally trademark your beard first and then sue him for image rights infringment!

Cuddleslut said...

Kick his ass, Seabass.

AnickH said...

Ive never thought he was all that hot, not at all really

Andrea said...

I'm just glad you both don't sparkle. That'd distract from the beard.

Marie said...

What a whore. I can't believe he did that.

Yours looks a lot better though.

Patti said...

He's must my brother too, that's where the eyebrow inspiration comes from.

taawd said...

he has a v-neck on and you don't... therein lies the difference apparently!

Matt said...

We should make him PAY for this.

I say we because I'm trying to get paid because of your beard too.

May as well hop on this gravy train

Andhari said...

Pay back time! Now you should grow your hair and put so many hair gel on it, while you're at it let me powder your face.

It may or may not turn some of us on :p

LiLu said...

He probably wants to wear your skin.

Meghan said...

So you're saying you want to come bite me on the neck? Weirdo.

Maxie said...

It's pretty obvious to me that you're right. Just don't go hooking up with kristen stewart though. That girl is weird.

Idea #527 said...

I don't get it either, even though I did read all 3 books.

And you look much cuter than R Patz in your beard! :)

Tia said...

i'd say you're just one flannel shirt away from superstardom.

Rob's Swiss Miss said...

I'm a bit biased (seeing as I'm lame enough to have an online alter ego dedicated specifically to worshipping The Precious and his bearded shenanigans), but I've got to hand it to you.

Pale-Cleveland-winter-skin + scruffy-masculine-jawline = striking resemblance to the lanky Brit we affectionately refer to as JawPorn.

Well, at least in the eyes of your Lady Friend during nocturnal neck nibbling sessions ;)

Carry on, Style Guru, carry on.