Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Movember Mo' Problems

Movember has come to a close, and with it, the joy brought to the word from all of those beards and mustaches. I have decided to keep mine a bit longer - partially because I enjoy being a walking advertisement for the sex and partially because Cleveland is really fucking cold.

It is always a sad day when Movember ends, but on a positive note, now it will be a lot easier to tell apart the Movember participants and the people who are just pedophiles.

Beard Born On Date - Nov. 4th.


* Yes, that is my bathroom and yes, it is painted bright purple.

** I have owned that shirt since the year 2000, when I bought it at a thrift store for $0.75 and then had my senior pictures taken in it. I assume its actual age is somewhere around a billion.

*** My eyebrows look like fuzzy caterpillars.

17 comments:

Moooooog35 said...

I can't tell where your beard ends and your eyebrows begin.

Nice touch.

Jordan said...

I think that beards are my favorite things in the world. You keep on keepin' on.

That Kind of Girl said...

Dude, that's actually the best Movember beard I've ever seen. You could totally keep that bad boy without even looking like a chimo!

Well, I mean, as long as you can refrain from hanging outside of middle schools on a motorcycle. That part of the deal, though, is up to you.

Page Seven said...

Damn you. Your beard is far superior to mine.

Kellie said...

You have a nice beard. I'd keep it. Just don't let it grow out of control like Peter did in Family Guy. You don't want birds living in there and crapping on your chin.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

did you post this just so all the ladies could tell you how nice looking you are?

i'm on to you nomina.

Matt said...

it is a nice beard. It almost makes the purple walls unnoticeable.

Shawna said...

I just saw one of ur eyebrows crawl away! ;)

Sally-Sal said...

No shave November is one of my favorite holidays.

I love hugging guys with beards, and getting whiskered. Good times.

Always a Bridesmaid said...

Now I want to know what color the other rooms in your house are painted...

mysterg said...

Damn! That's one fine bit of man fuzz you've got going on...I'm jealous!

Textual Healing said...

But such CUTE fuzzy caterpillars.

Ed Adams said...

With that shirt and the beard, you could totally sneak into an Amish community and make off with some sweet handmade furniture.

P.S. I finally got that Victoria Secret post up.

Renee said...

*sleezy whistle and a cat call*

A said...

Hugh Jackman?

Tipsy Gypsy said...

um... you look nice*grin*. And excellent green phone!

Organic Meatbag said...

As a salty old beard veteran myself, I say kudos to you...be prepared to have fans of Rasputin and Grizzly Adams throw themselves at your feet, professing their undying need to bear your bearded fruit...