Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Open Wide

Ok, I get it. I should be grown up by now. But this is still kind of funny, right?

I hope the person who wrote this did it tongue-in-cheek. No one is this naive.

In other news, I have a new pickup line.

21 comments:

Matt said...

Its brilliant.

f.B said...

Marketing genius.

lacochran said...

Ha! "That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

surviving myself said...

Any woman that approves of that pick-up line is a keeper dude.

Gilahi said...

Oh man. With the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame right there and such kitzchy places as "Alice Cooperstown", it takes a lot of guts to claim that Cleveland's pride is a wiener. Unless you're talking about Drew Carey.

Wv - merrit: earrn.

LBluca77 said...

Whoever wrote that should be made King of everything.

Marie said...

I need to print this out and post it up on my office wall.

Ashley said...

Hahaha - I love it! The slogan, I mean...

Christina_the_wench said...

Everyone loves a weiner.

Andhari said...

Even the person's kid would know what it means lmao

Angela said...

In my hometown we have a hot dog place called Sac's. BEST HOT DOGS EVER.

My friends and I once went to Casper's hot dogs, and the employees tried telling us "We're better than Sac's."

Would have been the greatest slogan ever, if it were true.

Violet said...

LOL!!! Ok, this made me laugh so hard, my stomach hurt!

I'd totally respond to that line! hahaha

Mike said...

Makes me want to move to Cleav ..... I'll get back to you on that.

Kellie said...

Weiner = WIN!!!

justjp said...

That is Awesome!!!

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Zan said...

That is absolute genius.

But if a guy says to me "Open wide for (insert hometown name here)'s pride," then I might want to smack him.

Just sayin'.

moooooog35 said...

Please tell me that their sister company makes tacos.

Maxie said...

See, now I want one. it works.

Je said...

"Open wide for Cleveland's Pride"

haha. hilarious.

Sustaino - said...

Nice tagline. I'm worried about the sides...