Loosen up your overalls and tighten up that offensive Italian impression - and if you are having trouble getting big, we have a mushroom for that.
That's right - it's time for everyone's favorite game - Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday - Mario Edition.
This week we are focusing on everyone's favorite Nintendo game - Super Mario Brothers. Ladies, this is your lucky day - we have both 8-bit and 16-bit versions (for extended play). Guys - Princess Toadstool comes in 3-D and 3-DOUBLE D...HEY-OH!
Mario is every woman's fantasy: he is a plumber so he is handy around the house, he is willing to get in a fight to protect your honor no matter how big or fire-breathing the other guy is AND he has a mustache.
Which name is dirtier - Princess Toadstool or Princess Peach? I struggle NOT to make a sexual innuendo out of either one. And since it changed I am assuming there was a divorce in there somewhere. That could get messy. "Mario, you forgot to take out the trash again." "Goddamnit Princess Peach I spent 43 hours going through nine levels of walking mushrooms, flying turtles and a goddamn fire breathing lizard thing with spikes and you can't even put a warm dinner on the table?"
There is a history of abuse here, but this is a family show so lets move on.
For those of you who are new to the game - let go of your joystick long enough to play along. I'll load two pictures and you tell me if you would slide a goomba down their pipe or let them hit your coin box.
And maybe even let Luigi watch...