Some of you think this is easy. That I just sit on my couch shirtless with a bag of Doritos on my lap and a pile of empty Busch Lights cans to my left and snatch two celebrities out of thin air. That with so many celebrities out there this is just a throw-away post to get me through the week. You think that WyW is for ME.
You think I enjoy this.
Well, let me tell you, there is NOTHING I enjoy about putting these next two celebrities on White-Collar Redneck. This is a place of distinction. Of reputation. This is a place of class and dignity. A place I have slowly built up to what it is now - one fart joke at a time.
But even the most repulsive and annoying wastes of human flesh have boobies. And for that, we must do them.
Yes, it is time for Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday - Run for The Hills edition.
Today's theme is from The Hills. Or Laguna Beach - or whatever. Leave me alone.
This week is somewhat of a twist - because I am putting up two extremely attractive people. In fact, when I put up the picture of LC I looked down and my fly was undone and my boy parts were trying to make a break for it. It was like an episode of Prison Break but in this version the little bald guy doesn't have any overly dramatic lines.
The catch is that these are two of the most annoying human beings on earf. Their mere existance brings the entire planet down a few notches. I heard that Obama is in negotiations with God to delay the Great Flood as long as we wipe out all traces of The Hills and Laguna Beach.
I'm kidding - I realize that God and Obama are the same person.
Anyways for those of you new to Would Ya Wednesday here are the rules - I put up pictures of two people, NOT actors (wink wink), and then you tell me, UNSCRIPTED (wink wink), if you would play with their Hills and make them your (Laguna) Beach.
Let's see what happens when your privates stop being polite - and start being real.