Wednesday, March 18, 2009

WyW on...Wednesday? Irish Edition

Ever think that St Patty's Day is actually a scheme for the Irish to get everyone hammered and then take over the world on March 18th? If someone invaded my office right now I would surrender faster than you can say "en Francais".

Top 'o the mornin' today - top o' the world tomorrow!

But since we appear to be safe from invasion - I need you to put down the Advil and pick up the cause - it's time for...

Would Ya Wednesday on Wednesday - The Irish Edition!

That's right, we're Dublin your pleasure today here at White-Collar Redneck. Today you don't have to be wasted to say yes, but we hope you don't mind if they are.

Our first contestant is a magician in that he played James Bond and yet still comes off as a complete goober. He and Hugh Jackman should have a goober-off. Add the guy from the Mentalist and you could just have a contest of who is the biggest woman. We are about five years away from those three teaming up for a remake of the "Golden Girls" - although a more appropriate title may be, "King of Queens".

And our second contestant is the indie-rock G.I. Jane, she not only tears apart your heart - but also pictures of the Pope. And if you think I'm not singing along to "Nothing Compares 2 U" then you have overestimated my manliness.

You know the rules, but yesterday was a long day and I'll take some sympathy and recap. I put up two pictures and you tell me if you would get under the clovers and shamrock their world.

Pierce Brosnan

Sinead O'Conner

30 comments:

moooooog35 said...

Congratulations, Narm.

You've broken me.

I would go Brokeback for Brosnan before I'd consider hitting Sinead.

On a related note:

"Brokeback for Brosnan" would be a great name for a rock band.

Marie said...

He's a handsome fella, but a little too much on the old side for my taste.

Too mean?

HBee said...

Pearce was pretty hot in the Thomas Crown Affair. So yes.

JustinS said...

It's ok. Prince wrote Nothing Compares 2 U, and we all know that he's the essence of manli... Oh. Right.

Soda and Candy said...

Pierce... I would totally stroke his clovers.

Sinead, not so much.

surviving myself said...

Is she still bald? I mean, c'mon, let's spice it up here Sinead.

And sure.

Burt Frost said...

I hate to say it... but Sinead is definately the more attractive of the 2 men you posted this week, but the whole idea still leaves me feeling gross inside.

insomniaclolita said...

Oh noooo whyy NEITHER :P

fiona said...

Ever think that St Patty's Day is actually a scheme for the Irish to get everyone hammered and then take over the world on March 18th?

No darlin,they're making sure we all go to heaven!

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to Heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven.

Ashley said...

Only if he's actually Bond at the time...yeah.

Maxie said...

absolutely and maybe.

as long as he doesn't sing.

LiLu said...

Brosnan. But only if I get to see the goober-off first.

Matt said...

fuck it.

why not...I said I would bang a mop a couple weeks back so I might as well go for sinead.

Lauren said...

Yes for Brosnan, however you should have picked the Irish actor/singing Glen Hansard from the movie "Once" because...yes. Very yes.

Angela said...

Oooooohhhh yesss. Pierce Brosnan. Over and over.

NICE CHOICE this week!

Kristen said...

You know what's weird about Pierce? When I'm conscious I don't think he's attractive at all, but for some reason if I'm going to have a Sexy Dream, he's in it and he's a very, very dirty boy.

My subconscious finds him super hot.

rs27 said...

You put two dudes up there.

raych said...

No ... and maybe if i was drunk

Bon Don said...

Yes and y....

yeah not so much Sinead.

Ok well maybe if she sang "Nothing Compares To You" to me before hand...maybe

justjp said...

Dude, this time neither. That chick straight freaks me the hell out!

AMANDA said...

Pierce...YES! He is a handsome old devil who can shake my shamrock any day!

LBluca77 said...

Pierce is hot but a bit on the old side. I mean we would have to wait for the viagra to kick in before we can get it on.

wc#3 said...

Pierce Brosnan is a goober? When did this happen and why did nobody tell me?

Giggle Pixie said...

I can't even stand the sound of him, let alone the sight of him. And I will NEVER consider him a proper Bond!!!!

Idiosynkrasia said...

No and No. Pierce is attractive enough but he seems like the kind of man that likes to watch himself in the mirror as he's stickin it to you. Sinead was cute enough back in the day but this pic is not recent. These days she looks like 100 miles of bad road. Not just no but HELL no.

Sarah said...

thomas crown affair got me too, so oooh yes

Kellie said...

He's a little old for my taste, but still not bad looking. So I'd probably say yes.

Sinead, no freaking way. Blech.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

dublin your pleasure - ha.

PomJob said...

You're so punny, Narm. By the way, I saw a young lad yesterday sporting a beard and thought of you. You weren't in Philly, were you?

And yes, I'd let Pierce shamrock my world. (Perhaps because I've never seen a Bond movie.)

Phil said...

Peirce is definitely doable, on the condition that, as Maxie pointed out, he doesn't try to sing. If he does, all semblance of sexiness is lost.