I did the research. I know this tournament like the back of my sexy hand.
I read about their strengths and their weaknesses.
I looked at what they had to overcome to get where they are.
I spent hours pouring over my decisions. Changing every detail, questioning every choice.
My bracket is the most perfect specimen this side of Megan Fox.
And now - before we even get to the nitty-gritty - it's all over.
HOW COULD YOU GET VOTED OFF ALREADY ALEXIS?
We have an American Idol pool at work - and though I know that American Idol is the Devil I am a guy and I can't turn down a chance to gamble.
It's true. Men will gamble on anything. How do women not take advantage of this?
All a girl has to do is say, "Hey - I'll bet you $10 they only say 'shoes' 48 times in the Sex and the City movie." You kidding me? I'll take the over on that shit and lets double down on how many times Miranda makes some horrible sexual innuendo.
Side note - why is it ok for her to make ridiculous sex jokes that are disgusting and immature but when I do it the entire dinner table looks at me like I'm Gary Busey?
Anyways it's all over for me this year. If only I could find something else going on in the month of March to gamble on...oh well.