Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday - Kiss The Cook Edition

Hey Sportsfans - it is time to put your money where your crotch is; that's right it's - WOULD YA WEDNESDAY!

(raaaaah!)

Would Ya Wednesday is the weekly segment that pits your loins against your morals. Carefully examining just how slutty (very) or respectable (not at all) you really are.

For those of you who haven't played before - I hope you have all of your shots.

Here are the rules - I put up a pinch of male, a dash of female - mix it together with some roofies and cigarettes and BAM! You tell me if you would put a bun in their oven.

This week's theme - chefs. Now remember, Dear Promiscuous Reader, you are simply kneading their dough - no obligations beyond that - so don't get your panties in a bunch (those of you that didn't drop them when I said "Would Ya Wednesday" - seriously didn't your mother raise you better than that?)

Bobby Flay -

Rachel Ray -

36 comments:

Marie said...

Oh ya. I'd go for him. Although I would like some Tyler Florence too.

Deutlich said...

What about that hot Italian chick with the big head?

I'd do her.

Fizzgig said...

All of a sudden....I'm celibate. I'm doin it for Jesus, even though, he is not my personal homeboy.

saratogajean said...

Bobby Flay makes me vom in my mouth. I'd probably vom in his, too.

Angela said...

I'd have to say "no" on Bobby Flay. You should have asked about Michael Chiarello. Mmm I'd eat HIM.

Ashley said...

Absolutely! Gotta love a man who can cook!!

I'm curious why you picked rachael for the girl and not Giada...

moooooog35 said...

MY ACHILLES HEEL!!

Ugh. Rachael Ray.

Can she be unconscious when I bang her?

Or do I have to listen to her fucking grating shit eating voice? Let me know. Thanks in advance.

I would do Bobby Flay if I was allowed to violate him with a broom and then stab him in the ear with a pencil afterwards.

Gotta hand it to you, Narm. Most challenging one yet.

Matt said...

Rachel Ray...sure, why not.

Now Giada...

Shes fire.

Aaron said...

Yeah...What about Giada? She's a real beaut!!!

Hammen said...

Probably have to be a 12-pack deep before I got with Rachel Ray. Not because she isn't good looking, but because otherwise I'd punch her in the face for being annoying. And she might have reservations about hooking up with me after that. In my experiences with women, they don't usually like that.

Poetry Sue said...

mmmmmm Bobby Flay... His boy can meet my grill anytime!!

fiona said...

I'd rather starve...

Bon Don said...

I'd do em' both, as long as Rachel didn't make a sound. Her voice makes my teeth hurt and Bobby... well Bobby just looks like he's got a nice big, thick, juicy... steak, to cook for me afterwards!

*Bon Don*

Laura said...

Bobby flay is a sex GOD

Giggle Pixie said...

I'd only do Bobby if I was so drunk he had to pick me up with his spatula.

Kristen said...

Neither.

What about that Julia Child???

She was a hot little dish wasn't she?

Himbo said...

Rachel Ray is a definite no. No amount of alcohol can change my mind. I would not want to know how much more annoying she'd be during sex.

I'd bend Bobby over after a bottle of wine, but only if he made me breakfast afterward. Kidding.

Two no's this week. I like NY'ers and all, but not like that.

-Him

Himbo said...

Okay maybe I lied earlier, I do in fact like NYers in that way. Who am I kidding.

But I still say no to Rachel and Bobby.

surviving myself said...

I'd punch RR.

Chocobo said...

Bobby Flay looks like a deranged elf. And I simply cannot stand his culinary stylings. Who needs to put three sauces on every dish? It makes me afraid of the unnatural things he might try in bed.

LiLu said...

Rachael Ray should be QUARTERED. Like with HORSES. And yes, I mean it.

Come'ere, Bobby...

AshinMT said...

Flay= no f'n way.
Ray= f no

c.watson said...

Do I get a free meal out of this? Because then I have to don't I? At least thats what my mom taught me.

rs27 said...

I've said yes to every woman on here..

The streak continues.

Greta said...

That guy looks like a huge penis.

I'd do Giada too.

Maxie said...

No and no.

and i think this is the first time i've gone all double negative. it's a sad day.

You should have gone with curtis stone-- WHAMMY.

AMANDA said...

I'd rather marinate my own clam than do either of them.
I agree with Maxie...Curtis Stone would have been a nice option. But that would have been too easy. Who could say no to him?

Bethie said...

If I had an official "list", Bobby would be #1 or #2. Watching him compete in Iron Chef is mandatory foreplay though.

stealthnerd said...

I've met Rachael Ray and I have a girl crush on her, so of the 2, I'd pick her.

Now if you'd had Rocco DiSpirito on here, that would be a WHOLE other story.

Mmm...Rocco....

Bill Teets said...

No to R.R.

I'd totally do Bobby Flay...

Oh, wait...

longredcape said...

I'd do Bobby Flay.

I'm surprised more people haven't said yes to Rachael Ray. She's ALWAYS saying, "How good does THAT look?" Very encouraging.

Kellie said...

Geez. I'm behind on my blogs. Just been too busy. But I'd say no to both of them. Ew. Unless they cooked some delicious dish for me and got me wasted. Then maybe.

Heff said...

You mean someone has ACTUALLY fucked Bobby Flay's Howdy-Doody lookin' ass before ? Sheeeit !!!


Rachel Ray, all the way !

Word verification : emeryl - weird !!

chitowndebutante said...

oh my goodness i love bobby flay.

just a girl... said...

They both drive me crazy. But I will take some Bobby balls over Rachels mouth all day

Anonymous said...

I absolutely adore everything about Rachael Ray I think she,s GORGEOUS.