Friday, December 19, 2008

Would Ya Wednesday on Friday...Aged To Perfection

It's Friday! Time to stuff our faces with alcohol we can't afford and our crotches with people we just met.

We all know the rules - I throw up two celebrities and you tell me if you would throw down.

Oh but there's a twist.

This week - we're doing old people. Well, for some of you that isn't any different than a normal week, but for the rest of us we are retiring our morals and moving south to their nether-regions.

Before I ruin the mood by talking to much (ladies - take note) lets loosen our morals and drop our pants -

Harrison Ford of Star Wars and Indiana Jones fame

Jamie Lee Curtis of that ridiculously hot dance scene in True Lies fame - oh and other stuff too

37 comments:

Christina_the_wench said...

Harrison? OH yeah. And bringing that IJ whip would be a bonus.

Marie said...

Ya, no. Not even during his early Indy days.

Well ok maybe yes. When he was young.

moooooog35 said...

FINALLY!! A CHALLENGE!

You give me Jamie Lee in her True Lies days...and I'm all over that shit as long as Arnold is nowhere to be found.

This new 'do' though, throws me off a little bit.

If it wasn't for her boobtastic tatas, and the presence of a vagina, I would require UP TO a single beer to bang her.

Otherwise...yeah...still hittin' it.

Maxie said...

No thank you. I don't like old balls.

Karen said...

I love Jamie and she is always smoking hot- but would prefer to a big hug and a long talk.

Harrison? Any day, any place. He is not so much getting more attractive as he ages, or aging well, as becoming 'differently attractive'.

justjp said...

I say 4 tall-boys of PBR and I am all over Jamie, but I wouldn't tell anyone. It would be my little secret.

dmb5_libra said...

i'd be all up on jamie lee.

harrison ford? oh hells no. i have three words and one two-word hyphenate: wrinkly, gray, low-hanger balls.

LBluca77 said...

Harrison is one hot old piece of ass. Would he be willing to wear his Indiana Jones get up for me?

Ashley said...

Isn't Jamie Lee Curtis a man or something.

Fizzgig said...

harrison ford doesnt classify as old, just like sean connery. Its totally unfair that men age so gracefully, AND don't have periods.

(but you have to sit on balls all day so even stevens)

Def harrison!

Bethie said...

Is Harrison really even a question? Would it be bad if I were sitting at my desk thinking about roleplay based on his films, specifically Star Wars and What Lies Beneath?

raych said...

no thanks, i'll keep my pants on

Alexa said...

i don't even have to think twice about harrison ford. i'll take him even with his post 60 year old ear piercing.

Matt said...

I've heard horrible things about Jamie Lee Curtis

look.

http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/jamie.asp

That source right there is from the internet. It has to be true.

Hammen said...

True Lies-era Jamie Lee, for sure. Now, though....I'd probably rather do Han Solo.

Poetry Sue said...

I'll do both!

fiona said...

What do you mean "old people"?
*offended pout*
Harrison is my kinda guy, hell I wouldn't even spit!
So put that in yer pipe and smoke it...whatever the feck that means!

surviving myself said...

Oh yeah - I'd do Jamie - just because of what you said, that True Lies scene is etched in my brain.

Angela said...

Oh yes yes yesyesYESyesyes yes yes. Harrison Ford? A MILLION times YES.

I think this is your best male choice for Would Ya Wednesday. I don't think I've been so enthusiastic about any other men you've featured.

Kellie said...

Harrison Ford = yep. He's hot for an old dude.

Jamie Lee = hell no. I can't get past what she looked like in that Xmas flick w/ Tim Allen (blech!)

rs27 said...

Um, you put two men up there.

Frosty said...

Hmm... Im not gay or nothing but I would def watch JLC have at Han Solo. Jamie Lee's a biiit old and gross, but catch me after a few car bombs and anything's possible.

AMANDA said...

Harrison, old but still sexy...yes.

Giggle Pixie said...

Nope, nope, and hell nope.

TishTash said...

Yes please, I'd like to have Harrison's old man Christmas balls dangling on my Christmas tree.

The fact that we don't decorate bushes for Christmas is a waste of a really good euphemism.

HBee said...

Harrison Ford is hot.

LiLu said...

Mmmmmmmm, Harrison Ford can crusade me anytime.

Melange said...

I'd let Harrison whip me with his bullwhip in the temple of doom any day. Dirty old man.

Jamie lost respect from me once she started doing movies with Lindsey.

Deutlich said...

Harrison - yes

Jamie - no. SHe's so ...weird.

Chocobo said...

Both.

Either.

Yes.

Smash said...

I would have said yes to Harrison, but everyone else keeps talking about old, wrinkly balls and now I can't get that out of my mind. I see enough old wrinkly balls at work when patients don't have boxers on in the OR. ICK!

Nilsa said...

If he's good enough for Calista, he's good enough for me. Bring on the Harrison!

Hex said...

Classic horror movie-era, pissed off at her celebrity parents, loves to party and laught Jamie Lee Curtis?

In a heartbeat.

Yogurt shilling, children's book author, Oprah BFF Jamie Lee Curtis?

..Get me 2 bottles of Jager and Harrison Ford's phone #.

Kellie said...

I gave you an award on my site. Check it out if you're interested. Thanks for entertaining me while I'm bored at work. :)

Andy said...

No and no. But if you put Helen Hunt up there, then yes yeS yES YES OH BABY YES. (Sorry I had a moment and will now need to change my pants).

Heff said...

Dude, I would STILL do Jamie Lee Curtis.

Phil said...

Harrison Ford = my first ever movie crush. I wouldn't think twice about jumping his bones. Hells to the yeah.