I'm about to share a secret with you - and this time it isn't that I smell like a girl. A hairy, bearded, beautiful girl.
This is something that is going to make girls roll their eyes and call me a "typical bachelor", "immature" and "stunningly handsome".
But fellas - whats cooler than being cool?
Two 42" plasma screens in your living room.
Oh but you have picture in picture!
My retinas laugh at your picture in picture. After a Saturday of college football I have to rename my eyes Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens because they are roided the fuck out. (If you're keeping score - righty is Bonds and lefty is Clemens).
Worried about the Raiders game because you have $300 on the over and if you don't hit Rico is going to send his muscle over and bust your knee caps - BUT - you also need to keep tabs on the Steelers game because the watch your Grandpa wore in dubya dubya two is gone if they don't cover?
In fact, I think the double TV's provide the one thing men have needed above all else -
A way to be completely unproductive twice as efficiently.