Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Double-Vision

I'm about to share a secret with you - and this time it isn't that I smell like a girl. A hairy, bearded, beautiful girl.

This is something that is going to make girls roll their eyes and call me a "typical bachelor", "immature" and "stunningly handsome".

But fellas - whats cooler than being cool?

Two 42" plasma screens in your living room.


Oh but you have picture in picture!

DUMB.

My retinas laugh at your picture in picture. After a Saturday of college football I have to rename my eyes Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens because they are roided the fuck out. (If you're keeping score - righty is Bonds and lefty is Clemens).

Worried about the Raiders game because you have $300 on the over and if you don't hit Rico is going to send his muscle over and bust your knee caps - BUT - you also need to keep tabs on the Steelers game because the watch your Grandpa wore in dubya dubya two is gone if they don't cover?

No problem!

In fact, I think the double TV's provide the one thing men have needed above all else -

A way to be completely unproductive twice as efficiently.

29 comments:

Ben said...

Huh. I think that's the technological equivalent of a pair of breasts.

Aaron said...

You are right....That is cooler than a polar bear's toenails.

-A said...

This is great - am I the only girl on the planet who thinks so?

Deutlich said...

that is seriously fucking awesome

Christina_the_wench said...

Watching two hockey games at once.... heaven. Pure genius, dude.

Mel said...

*eye roll*

Marie said...

Um, can I have one?

Caden said...

Wow.. that's pretty awesome, actually.

lacochran said...

The only thing cool in that room is the guitars.

Heff said...

Wow. I may need to do that double tv thing my damn self !

JustinS said...

Thank you for restoring my faith in mankind.

moooooog35 said...

Wait til you opt for the TV in the bathroom.

I have one.

15" LCD on the wall next to the shitter.

Why I'm not there right now dropping a yule log while watching People's Court, I have no idea.

surviving myself said...

Holy fucking shit I am coming over.

Alexa said...

oh lord. you and my friend donkers should hang out. he has FOUR tvs in his living room for football season.

and for the record, more than one tv is pretty bad ass.

stealthnerd said...

Oh man, seeing your living room just made me die and go to heaven!

Comatose Chris said...

Nope, not overkill at all. Throw in a beer fridge and I would have to surgically remove my hind quarters from the couch after all football games had been finish on Monday night. **Jealous**

LBluca77 said...

I'm off to buy a second TV as we speak.

longredcape said...

I wish I had that this weekend! Both Georgia Tech and UGA are playing at 3:30 on Saturday! ARGH!

rs27 said...

Who still uses a bookie?

Let's get into the 21st century here.

Allison M. said...

Of course you would.

Stop trying to act like you watch football on that.

You are totally watching Sunday romantic comedies on TBS and TNT.

c.watson said...

Call me when it's a wall of tv's. Until then meh I've seen better

Nilsa S. said...

If only we had that in my home. Then Sweets could watch all the baseball in the world without me missing out on Project Runway!

Kristen said...

I'm sort of with Nilsa here. I think you may have solved a marital problem.

I know that's totally NOT the point, but I am just saying.

So@24 said...

This is the ultimate pad I've envisioned for myself.

What's cooler than being cool? I thought it was "Ice cold"?

Phil said...

Whoah. That's 84 inches of television. I think that trumps even the biggest TV on the market.

Anonymous said...

1. I think you should have given props to your roommate cuz without him you would have neither tv

and

2. I think you should give props to the girl who helped set it up so awesome - ME :)

Mon said...

so, that whole "men dont listen to you when they are watching tv because they can't physically multi task,a nd it's not their fault" is all total bullshit? That "fact" was kinda workin for you guys, you might be ruining it for all men out there, if you can watch TWO tvs...you can listen to a girl too....

Sustaino - said...

Yum! Can I hook up my XBOX to them?

Beach Girl said...

TV's are sweet but you lose cool points for the Norah Jones record....I thought you were a music snob?