Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Yes - worst title ever - but with good reason.
Trampolining is a sport? Not just a sport in the way that picking up fat chicks is a sport, but an honest-to-Narm Olympic medaling sport?
I know at least two and a half people that can do the same shit as Olympic Trampoliners.
Hell - I've been to enough Cav's games to see their mascot, Moondawg, do the same amount of flipitudes and twistyjobbers and then dunk a basketball. WHILE WEARING A GIANT DOG COSTUME.
THAT is a sport. And the thing is, Moondawg isn't even top dog at his profession. He is forever in the shadow of the greatest Trampoliner in history. The Michael Phelps of Trampolining.
Hey, Mike, light the pool on fire and call me. Maybe THEN I'll be impressed.