Wednesday, August 13, 2008

A Letter From Boyfriends To Michael Phelps

Dear Michael Phelps,

Fuck you.


My girlfriend mandated workout begins Monday.

Signed,
Boyfriends Everywhere.

35 comments:

the almost right word said...

You never cease to crack me up!!!!

And please, Michael Phelps' abs are unreal. Make sure that your girlfriend knows that ahead of time.

Christina_the_wench said...

Um, am I like the only chick who doesn't see his sex appeal? Body ok, but looks, no thanks. Give me a farm boy in a tight white t and levis any day.

Alexa said...

ok, yes he has a hot body normally. but the whole veins pulsing from the neck and arms? not so much

Jenn said...

Um. Yes. Veins or not. I'll take him.

d said...

STUD.

natalie coughlin's hotter though.

mentalTHREESIXTY said...

Girls don't want rock hard abs and chiseled chest muscles... it's not comfy and squishy to lay on! That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

ANG* said...

he just needs to keep his mouth closed. (much like he does here: http://www.michaelphelps.com/ - ooowooow.) his grill is effed.

lacochran's evil twin said...

I would not recommend his facial exercises.

Nilsa S. said...

Here's the thing (for me at least). Hot body does not always equal hot. The face has to match. I'll take Brad Pitt over Michael Phelps any day.

-A said...

The body is great, but the face - not so much. And in my opinion, if his face isn't pretty to look at I don't give a damn about the body.

Lauren said...

No joke, my conversation last night with my boyfriend on the phone went like this:
Him: "So, yeah, i'll be in Orlando on Friday.."
Me: "I'm really excited--Oh my god, look at his abs!"
Him:"Michael Phelps again?"

mmm...

BloggingJason said...

Please don't shoulder your inadequacies on Michael Phelps. The man can only conquer so many things at one time, and world hunger is up next on his list.

addy said...

Oh my gosh HAHAHAHAHA. This is awesome.

Allison M. said...

He is a total athletic freak of nature. I think his feet are really flippers.

amindinmotown said...

Ha, I love it! He is a fine piece of man, that Michael Phelps. Mmmhmmmmm...

Deutlich said...

I'm gonna have to second MentalThreesixty.

Mel said...

meh.

I'll take Andrew Campbell of sailing.

Kristen Kaleal said...

Reminded me of the dead people in the Body Worlds exhibit.

www.bodyworlds.com

Decidedly NOT sexy.

LBluca77 said...

You could grate cheese off those abs.

Angela said...

But see, he's been doing daily workouts since he was like, in diapers. Don't fret. I'd rather have an average joe as a boyfriend than Arnold Governator.

Maxie said...

hahaha I <3 that.

c.watson said...

Wait what? You typed something next to the picture? I didn't see it.

rs27 said...

Michael Phelps doesn't cure cancer. He scares it out of you.

andrea said...

Hah, this cracked me up. That's a super creepy picture though; I blame the bulging veins.

ttown said...

As hot as michael phelps is, it is unnatural to be THAT ripped. the advantage soft boys have is that it makes their girlfriends feel good about themselves! plus, who wants a man that shaves his entire body?!

surviving myself said...

At least you're not ugly in the face like him dude.

Always remember that.

Impractical Shoes said...

He eats 12,000 calories a day and still looks like that...Fuck him!

I mean.... I'd fuck him!

catscratch said...

Oh yes. He's amazing.

Hex said...

Did you hear he eats like fried egg sandwiches, a bowl of pasta, and then a pizza like 3 times a day?

Pretty much what I eat, with slightly different results.

..Methinks Phelps is doing it wrong.

Mon said...

I agree with mentalthreesixty! You gotta have a comfy nook to rest your head, gotta have a lil man boobage for support.

rona said...

Haha, my boyfriend shares your feelings about him. (And I share Cesci's love of him!)

taawd said...

exactly on point my friend...

Sarah said...

fyi rock hard abs are not comfy to lay on. pass

Hot Coffee Girl said...

This picture reminds me that I need to do laundry. Do you think he would lend me his abs?

Sustaino - said...

Gotta love the washboard! Ask Jason about my abs (haha)