I <3 calling girls crazy. I <3 making fun of how girls take pictures of their feet and then post them on their Facebook and I <3 making fun of girls for complaining about guys being assholes and then saying they are turned on by "bad boys".
But mostly I <3 Heart.
Craaaaaaaaaazy On You...
Don't act like you didn't just sing that out loud.
Anyways - enough about <3ing. I'd like to take this opportunity to point out the fact that girls have to put up with a lot - mainly, drunk guys.
I was at a concert last week where a group of drunk guys decided to not only grab a friend of mine's ass - but to attempt to do it a second time - this time reaching his hand under her skirt. I grabbed the guy and shoved him away - to which he responded, "You better check yourself!"
I had better check myself?
What does that mean?
Why do guys say things that don't mean anything when we are about to get in a fight?
You better check yourself!
What are you lookin' at!
You better recognize!
Not in the face!
Nevermind the beating, I can take that shame - the embarrassing part is the fact that the guy bouncing my face off the bar just asked me if I was "looking for a beating."
Yes - I was going to get one off eBay but I hate paying for shipping.
But thats not the worst part. Is it THAT much of a thrill to grab a girl's turd cutter? No - it isn't - trust me. I've tried. I mean it was nice but then she didn't even call me the next day. Am I not pretty enough?
What base is grabbing a random, unconsenting girl's ass? It can't be first and it definitely isn't second. You can't even brag up grabbing some random girl's ass.
"Dude! I just totally grabbed that girl's ass!"
"What did she do?"
"Yelled at me and threatened to tell the cops"
"AWESOME! Let's do Jager Bombs!"
Maybe it is just me and I am the crazy one.
If you need me I'll be checking myself.